Climbing Trees Barefoot and Drunk

The Advantages of Climbing Trees in a Forest in the Middle of the Night Barefoot and Drunk: 

1. It's fun
2. It makes you feel like a little kid again
3. If you fall, the pain is numbed by your blood alcohol level
4. You can't see all of the little critters that might be in the tree (ants, spiders, etc.), hence enhancing your bravery
5. No one can see how idiotic you look, cuz it's dark

 The Disadvantages of Climbing Trees in a Forest in the Middle of the Night Barefoot and Drunk:

1. Even the dark can't hide the fact that you look like an idiot
2. Being intoxicated gives you a false sense of bravery
3. You wake up the next morning with gashes and scrapes, with little recollection as to how they got there
4. The trees wobble even more so than usual when you're drunk
5. People around you have these contraption-thingies called "cameras," and they're not afraid to use them

So there you have it.  Probably the only list available online outlining the advantages and disadvantages of climbing trees in a forest in the middle of the night while you are barefoot and drunk.  Don't forget to site your source if you use this information within your master's thesis or dissertation.